Sunday, January 27, 2013

FF XVIII, 45

Frank’s Fax Facts and Reviews

Vol. XVIII, No. 45

 Sunday, January 27, 2013       

       Today marks the first anniversary of Franko Hargadon’s death. We had many things in common: He was born on April 6.1929. I entered the world one month and a day later. We were both born of Catholic parents, and both christened ”Francis”; but he took the alternate name, “Franko”, while I opted for “Frank”. There was, however a huge difference in our family’s sizes: he was the only Hargadon child, while I had four sisters and two brothers: all older than I.

       My biggest regret is the fact that I did not have the opportunity to be around him nearly enough; his wit was sharp, brilliant and funny. I Miss him, as for his many friends I’m sure they all miss him, too.

 

       I had my 6-month checkup with Dr. Gala, who made me feel that I must be doing something right. Everything he checked seemed to be doing well. His attitude is a lot like my preceding cardiologist, Dr. Parrot. His mantra was always, “If it isn’t broke, don’t try to fix it!” I couldn’t agree with them more if I tried.

       The week was definitely busier than usual, in the manner in which time has moved in a long while: I had an appointment to see Dr. Johnson about a sore big toe (thank goodness it isn’t another Hammer Toe!) This visit came at 8:15 after which I saw Cardiology at 1:40, Two in one day is taxing, but this was because Shae (my Pedicurist) had discovered the “thing” on my toe at my Pedicure on Wednesday morning, and suggested that I see what was causing my trouble.

       Father Gorman had taken me to a heavenly lunch at The Red Lobster, Tuesday (I had the Shrimp Scampi), and we both had them bring order after order of their delightful Garlic and cheese biscuits. I would kill for the recipe!

       Bridge on Tuesday was dreadful: it wasn’t the cards’ fault, however, I just kept drifting in and out of awareness, with horrible results.

       Add my doing my limited exercises at the Wellness Center, three times as often, and you get the idea of how tired my Chronic Fatigue Syndrome “synned”  this week!

       But I do feel a  little stronger than I have lately

CAT FAX

“A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is beautiful just to see him.”          William Lyons Phelps

 

Old Movie Review

Thoroughly Modern Millie (Universal, 1967)

This biggest-grossing picture ever released by Universal, was chosen as the opening film for the brand new Be-air Mall Cinema. And I was there, enjoying every single frame of it.

The movie was made because Julie Andrews had played the lead in the Broadway hit, The Boy Friend, and Universal wanted to put her in that role, only to lose the screen rights to MGM. Universal had the music composer come up with some great new tunes, as well as several older favorites. The slim plot is funny, and a little sinister (Broadway’s Beatrice Lilly was the woman who runs a hotel in New York, for women only, and just as in Stage Door, there are some aspiring actresses (except for Mary Tyler Moore). Not satisfied with just providing lodging for the young ladies, she has two Chinamen who follow the girls who have no relatives in NY, especially if they are without friends, as well. These damsels are carted off in boxes moved with a laundry disguise, ending up being sold into white slavery.

Millie, in the opening scenes, feels that everything about her is out of date and not at all “Modern”; then begins spending money as if it grows on trees: new wardrobe; new shoes and short dresses, plus a newly bobbed hairdo and modern hats. She is determined to get a stenographer’s job, but only if she can find a boss who is handsome and interested in marrying her. The scene in which she finally meets her employer (John Gavin) is still one of the cutest at making its point: we see Gavin, smoking a pipe and looking like the man of Millie’s dreams: to the accompaniment of “The Halleluiah Chorus” from The Messiah!

       Another of Broadway’s most revered actresses, Carol Channing adds to the fun of the film. And there is Edward Fox (whom Millie ultimately marries.)

       There is a scene near the end of the movie, with Bea Lilly sitting between her two Chinese bandits, telling them something to make them laugh. They simply stare at her, and she says, “Oh, God, but you two are dreary!” How well I remember Ed Kohler’s screaming with laughter at this the first time!

       If you don’t like this one, I give up!

 

DRAFT DODGERS ANONYMOUS

       Normally, the Southerner did not even slow down when it passed by Ellisville, on its way from New Orleans to New York each day; but today, it would stop just long enough to allow me to get on board. Of course, Daddy had to pay for a Roomette before they agreed to stop at all.

       Mama was watching the market, while Daddy drove me to the depot. She had, of course, broken down and wept. That was to be expected. My father drove an old rattle trap of a truck (formerly our green, or so I was told, pride-and-joy 1937 Chevrolet sedan). By allowing me to take a roomette Daddy had also given me another day at home. So, it was well worth the money, he was sweet enough to tell me.

       We had waited in the really cold exterior of the station, and he had brought me to tears by telling me that he probably would not be there when I returned.

 “Daddy, don’t even think that!” I said; yet I felt that he might well not be there when I came back home. He seemed so much older and feebler than I had ever realized him to be. Daddy was always a tower of strength, and somehow I had simply come to think of him as living forever.

       The handsome train was right on time, and as I kissed him goodbye, I was too choked up to say anything except, “Good bye, Daddy!”  He said, as he always did whenever I was leaving him, “You be good boy, you hear.” I nodded  sadly, but vigorously, and let the porter help me board the coach, with my overstuffed duffel bag,

       I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw dear Dale Lavon Hudson almost the minute I entered the train. He would be traveling with me as far as New Brunswick, New Jersey, where we would all wait to be traveling to various European cities. I made my way to his seat, and sat down beside him.

       “Hi, Francis!” He greeted me in his own sweet way. I was having a hard time trying not to disgrace us both by sobbing. It had been rough, having to leave Mama; but somehow, I had no premonition about losing her. If only Daddy had not vocalized that almost prophetic mention of leaving this earth. As it turned out, he was still in relatively good health for seventeen years after this sad day!

       I was carrying a large package of food that Mama had prepared for us to snack on, as well as my hefty duffle bag, This literally held everything I had to wear, while Lynwood and I enjoyed a day in New York City (which neither of us had ever seen). Dale had brought an even bigger bag of goodies for us and bought us each a Coke, insisting that I taste some of the mouth-watering pecan tarts his “Mother Frances” had made for our enjoyment. His mother had passed away while he was still a very young child, with only one younger brother. His father was fortunate enough to marry a lady who really always seemed more like their real mother than a stepmother. The couple had three children: all boys! And all turned out to be very successful as doctors, musicians and builders.

       I ate a fried chicken breast, offering another one to Dale. “Why don’t we go to my roomette, so we won’t have everybody staring at us as if we were circus freaks?”

       The conductor just happened to come along about that time, to check our tickets. We handed them to him, and as he punched them, he said, “There’s no eating allowed in the roomette. It’s to accommodate only one person, so only one of you may eat there.”

       We both felt that this was spoken only because we were in uniforms: and neither of us was a higher ranking soldier. It surely did throw a damper on my affection for the Southerner!

       We both seemed to eat with a vengeance, after that little melodrama; and when Dale handed me one of those pecan tarts, I felt as if nothing in the world had ever tasted better.

2.

       I have never been able to sleep on a train. Mama had insisted that George and I both go by Pullman, that first Christmas I was in Lansing To make it even worse, I had also, a rather frightening experience, as I slept in my upper birth and George was below me. Mama had the irritating habit of sewing money up in my underwear, lest I get careless and lose the hefty sum that I used up each new term, I was lying there, with my eyes closed, praying that sleep would eventually come to me. Then, slowly I began to feel a hand feeling around on the mattress of my upper bunk!

       I froze!|

       He (I felt it was a man) moved his hand slowly and carefully all along the edge of the mattress. I thought about calling for help from my brother, but I knew I would cause something of a riot, if George did wake up and have to deal with the situation. So, I turned on the little overhead light. Well, of course I know better now, but I took a pen, found some paper that I could write on, described the situation and held the paper down where George might see it.

       I saw his light go on, and in no time at all, I had the following Big Brother response: “If he continues to bother you, ring for the porter!”
       I was disappointed, but fortunately nothing further happened. I did check the sewed-on patch of cash and ascertained that nothing had been stolen.

 

3.

The train station at New Brunswick, looked old and tired; And

that’s exactly how I felt each time I went into the town while we were staying there. But even so, I hated to see Dale get off the train. I still had a little more traveling to do.

As it turned out, the reason Dale had to report a day earlier than

Lynwood or I, was that he was to be on KP for the entire ten days of the        trip to Bremerhaven, Germany.

But more of that in good time.

Meawhile, the closer we drew to the biggest city in the United States, the more excited I grew!

Lynwood had arrived before me, and now came almost running. I      got off the Southerner, and tried to deal with the heavy duffel bag.

          “Oh, it’s so good to see you!” I squealed.

          “Listen, I’m already madly in love with New York!” His imitation of Marcus was most authentic.

       I laughed, just as he knew I would. “Have you found us a hotel for tonight?”

       “Not yet, but I did see that Marilyn’s new movie is playing nearby!” We had both been very favorably impressed with Gentleman Prefer Blonds  and vowed we would see it again some day.

       We rented a room for the night, and put our “Luggage” there. We then walked back to the theater where How to Marry a Millionaire, which had Lauren Bacall and Betty Grable, in a delightful comedy. From there, we went to the Automat for our suppers.

       It had been a full day, and I (especially) was totally exhausted and ready to hit the hay. The fact that I had not slept well the night before did little to make my want to stay up much longer.

 

It was snowing as we got off the bus we had taken to Camp Kilmer the next afternoon. We had done a little walking around to see as much of the city as we could before having to report to the Army by three o’clock.

       We were instructed to clean the barracks to which we had been assigned. This turned into a real nightmare, as we were made to use hot water to clean the wooden floor. Meanwhile, the upstairs residents had to mop their floors, also with hot water. That was the nastiest thing I had to do thus far in my army career! The worst part, was of course, the hot mud drifting down on our heads, as we struggled to keep our bunks dry while battling the deluge from upstairs.

       Finally, we were through, and told that we could retire!

Next Week: I think that I shall never see-

A poem lovely as a tree (Joyce Kilmer’s claim to fame)

 

 

 Old Movie Trivia Quiz #69

1.     There was an earlier version of Some Like It Hot, which had nothing to do with the sensational second movie. Can you guess who its stars were (both male and female leads were very popular in 1939.

2.     Boston Blackie was the hero of a semi-popular series of “B films” of the 30’s. Who was this actor?

3.     Erle Stanley Gardener’s Della Reese was played by what actress in the TV version of Perry Mason mysteries?

4.     What female sleuth was played by Angela Lansbury on Sunday night TV?

5.     What was the title of David O, Selznick’s psychological thriller with Ingrid Bergman and Gregory Peck?

6.     What surrealist artist designed the sets for the film?

7.     Which Ingrid Bergman film caused her disgrace in 1950 (Released in the USA on Feb. 15---ironically the day after Valentine’s Day!)

8.     What was this beautiful star’s last film? What else was significant about this production?

9.     What film did Bergman share with Liza Minnelli?

10.                Who was Ingrid’s co-star in Notorious?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answers to Quiz 68

1.     Some like it Hot was directed by Billy Wilder.

2.     In this comedy, the two leading stars witnessed the St. Valentine Day massacre.

3.     Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtiss  played these two witnesses.

4.     Marilyn Monroe played the role of “Sugar Kane”. As well as a banjo!

5.     Joe E. Brown had the last laugh in the film “”Nobody’s perfect!” he responds to Jack Lemmon’s statement that he is a man.

6.     The musical instruments played by the leads were String Bass and clarinet.

7.     Lemon had won an Oscar earlier for Days of Wine and Roses.

8.     The Tony Curtiss was married to Janet Leigh and they had a famous daughter: Jamie Lee Curtiss.

9.     Lemon played a Warlock in the film version of Bell, Book and Candle. In the film, he was Kim Novak’s brother (she was, of course, a gorgeous witch)

10.                The all-“Girl”-band was ultimately going to Miami.

 

 

 

Sunday, January 20, 2013

FF XVIII, 44

Frank’s Fax Facts and Reviews

Vol. XVIII, No. 44

 Sunday, January 20, 2013       

       The week was spent largely in my trying to straighten out the mess I had made of my new (back in October) credit account with my bank. Nobody there  bothered to tell me that I had to tell each of the services I had been paying from my charge account, that the previous number had been deleted and a new one issued; and of course I am not a very competent (to put it mildly) business person who knows what I am doing. So, one by one, I was threatened with my water, electricity, internet service, dish network etc. being taken away from me at once. My penalties were astronomical (all have been removed except hard-nosed Mobile Water and Sewer, who demand a faxed (isn’t that ironic?) statement from the bank itself, that this will not happen again. Meanwhile, this sick, old dumb-dumb has had to drive all over the place; wait in long lines (I can barely stand alone, much less wait in long lines with screaming young ‘uns all around me!) and ultimately finding a friend who was willing to help me to get to the Water Works. Thanks to Andy Meola, who literally save a little of my sanity, if not my life,

CAT FAX

“He seems the incarnation of everything soft and silky and velvety, without a sharp edge in his composition, a dreamer whose philosophy is sleep and let sleep.”

                                                                Saki (H. H. Munro)

Old Movie Review

Suez (20th Century Fox: 1938)

       I was only nine when I saw this movie the first time: and I was bowled over! I won’t say it was not any good: Tyrone Power still looks as pretty as he did back then, and Loretta Young was at her gorgeous designer-clothes-wearing best (even though she did throw Ty over just because Louis Napoleon could turn her into the Empress of France (Big Deal!) The biggest surprise (and she had made no impression on me whatsoever back then) was Annabella! She must have impressed Power, too; because he ended up marrying her (at least for a brief interval). On hand, also, were Joseph Schildkraut, always one of the most conniving of villains; and Sidney Blackmer. The film is brilliantly photographed (in black and white) and just seeing the tornado-like dust storm, which was what thrilled me to death in ’38, is worth the price of admission (which in its original release was 11 and 22 cents in Richton).

        By yet another of my strange coincidences, (why did they always seem to happen to me?) George and I were about to live through one almost identical to it a few months afterwards! Here’s how it happened:

        It was the 4th of July. As usual, we had nothing whatsoever planned for the day. None of our family wanted to do anything like celebrating. Sammy had walked over to the Hayden’s house earlier, saying Emma (they were going steady) had invited him to celebrate with her family. Sometime that morning, Daddy saw us in the living room where George was entertaining me by playing “The Hit Parade” on the Cable-Nelson (or, Anna’s upright piano). He had to have been really bored with his upcoming task, because he walked to the door and looked in at us. “George---Francis—why don’t you take a ride with me for a few minutes? I gotta go lookin’ at some steers.”

        This was not at all ordinary. We were almost never expected to go anywhere to look at cattle. Anything seemed better, to me, than staying at home all day long- so I jumped up and began moving to the car. “Well- yeah! We’ll go along for the ride.”

        About half an hour later, the car came to a stop. “Listen,” Daddy said.
“I’m gonna have to leave you here and walk to the man’s farm. I don’t see any sign of it. Y’all just wait in the car.” And he was gone.

        Patience has never been one of my strong points, and twenty minutes later, with no return appearance by our father, I was getting pretty antsy.

        George, always extremely self-sufficient thought up a brand-new word game: just like that! I admit I do not remember what it was, but it was (as always) interesting enough to hold my undivided attention for well over an hour. Then, even he got tired of trying to think up clues (or, whatever) and began to swelter and gripe about the way we seemed to have been abandoned.

        “You don’t think he got lost?” I said, becoming quite concerned. My stomach was also telling me it was high time I fed it something.

        The sun, mercifully, had not been a factor up to this point. Now, George opened the car door and stepped out. “Francis, look at the strange color of the sky!”

        That simple comment was enough to cause me almost to have a heart attack. My history with bad weather was legend: I would always throw up everything in my stomach at the first sign of a storm.

        As if he had not done enough damage to my psyche with that first atomic bomb, he reinforced it with, “It looks just like the time we saw that tornado coming down in the Project north of Richton!”

        That did it! I threw up all over the road! I did not feel one bit better for having done so, either! Like an idiot, I began screaming at the top of my lungs, “Daddy! Daddy. Where are you? Daddy---“

        “That’s not doing a bit of good!” George said sternly.

        “Well, I wanna go home! I’m afraid!”

        “He’ll have to come back now, especially with a tornado coming right at us!”

        If he thought his saying that was going to calm me down, he was really crazy!
        “Oh, why did he have to bring us out here, just to run off and leave us?”

       And then, as if in answer to our prayers, we saw his hat appearing coming from the woods. He was not in a happy mood. “That ole devil! I been looking every place he mentioned, and there’s not a sign of him, or his house!

        “Oh, Daddy. Let’s go home!” I was sobbing now.

        “That’s what I’m gonna do!” And he slid into the car and started driving us towards town.

        “Papa. Don’t you think those clouds look like a tornado?” George asked.

        “Naw! That’s a sand-storm—that’s what that is.”

        “How can you tell?” George persisted.

        “Because I used to see ‘em all the time in Sicily!”

        Even as they talked, the winds had picked up their tempo dramatically.

       By the time we were back on the main road, the wind was becoming ever stronger, with blasts of dust that were truly frightening. Daddy was having trouble seeing where the road was and where it was not. We were meeting with lots of noise, as he hit various objects along the way.

        I breathed a sigh of relief, when we finally could see out market through the dust storm. Daddy pulled up to the curb, and got out of the car. The wind was pushing him around as if he were a rag doll! He went up to the front windows and peered inside, trying to see what sort of damage the wind had already caused. He came rapidly back to the car.

        “My God! That dirt is a foot deep all over the store!”

        I began crying. “Now, hush up, Francis,” he tried to calm me down. I was having none of that. “We gonna be home in just a minute, and then we be safe and sound!”

        I could just see our poor old house, with walls missing, no roof, and all of our possessions scattered all over the place. My crying became more non-stopped, as I wallowed in my fear and grief.

        Mercifully, we did, indeed, find very little damage to our home; and I had never clung to Mama like I did as soon as she put her miraculous arms around my neck and kissed me. Has there ever been anything to equal that moment?

        On Monday, the Times Picayune (which George delivered for years to the folks in Richton), had photographs of the damage caused by this giant dust storm all over the area. It may even have spurred John Steinbeck to write The Grapes of Wrath!

DRAFT DODGERS ANONYMOUS

       Lynwood’s ever-present dread of being sent to Korea, caused him to ask his commanding officer to send him anywhere but there! His skill as a typist made him a very valuable commodity, and the next thing I knew, he was calling me to tell me his good news. I was thrilled for him, of course, but I dreaded having to endure Fort Jackson without him. Marcus, also an expert typist, had landed a wonderful job at Ft. Rucker, in Alabama. As a matter of fact, he spent his entire post-basic training there.

        I had applied for, and gotten a spot in the band. That’s where I thought I wanted to be. But Dale Lavon Hudson and Ormon Sanderson were already in possession of the only two teaching jobs available. We were all three pianists, with Masters degrees in performance. I had never had the time or desire to learn a second instrument. Meanwhile, I had the same identification as a Chaplain’s Assistant! This was precisely how my brother, George had ended up as a Baptist Chaplain’s assistant when he was send overseas (to India and China in WW2).

        So, I walked cautiously, not really knowing what I should do nor how I was to go about it.

        Enter Charlie Duffy!

        I’ve told you about my Guardian Angel (as well as my Poltergeist) and now you will see how he (the angel) saved me. I had known Charlie as a fellow music major at Southern Miss, though I barely knew him at all. He was a freshman my senior year, so our paths seldom crossed. But as so frequently happens, he knew a lot more about me than I did about him. He was the Assistant to the Post Chaplain (Father Mack) and came to me to entreat me to apply for another assistant’s job, insisting that there was plenty of need for at least two chaplain’s assistants there. I refused to let myself get too optimistic about such a think happening, but once I met this dear, sweet old priest, I loved him. I took over the hymn-playing right away (this was more than all right with Charlie) and gasped with surprise when the old priest confided to me after Mass one day, shortly after I was secure in my job, that he wished I did not play Bach while he was saying the Mass. “I find the chromaticism quite distracting!” So, much as I depend on Bach for everything, I never played another bar of it there at Post Chapel No. 1! And we got along famously after that.

(To be continued)

Another Apology: I had another two pages written about the Christmas I spent playing for two masses, but managed to erase it. Someday I want to get back at this computer!

I never feel the second effort is as good as the original. But I will still try to rewrite it for next Sunday.

Old Movie Trivia Quiz #69

1.     There was an earlier version of Some Like It Hot, which had nothing to do with the sensational second movie. Can you guess who its stars were (both male and female leads were very popular in 1939.

2.     Boston Blackie was the hero of a semi-popular series of “B films” of the 30’s. Who was this actor?

3.     Erle Stanley Gardener’s Della Reese was played by what actress in the TV version of Perry Mason mysteries?

4.     What female sleuth was played by Angela Lansbury on Sunday night TV?

5.     What was the title of David O, Selznik’s psychological thriller with Ingrid Bergman and Gregory Peck?

6.     What surrealist artist designed the sets for the film?

7.     Which Ingrid Bergman film caused her disgrace in 1950 (Released in the USA on Feb. 15---ironically the day after Valentine’s Day!)

8.     What was this beautiful star’s last film? What else was significant about this production?

9.     What film did Bergman share with Liza Minelli?

10.                Who was Ingrid’s co-star in Notorious?

Answers to Quiz 68

1.     Some like it Hot was directed by Billy Wilder.

2.     In this comedy, the two leading stars witnessed the St. Valentine Day massacre.

3.     Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtiss  played these two witnesses.

4.     Marilyn Monroe played the role of “Sugar Kane”. As well as a banjo!

5.     Joe E. Brown had the last laugh in the film “”Nobody’s perfect!” he responds to Jack Lemmon’s statement that he is a man.

6.     The musical instruments played by the leads were String Bass and clarinet.

7.     Lemon had won an Oscar earlier for Days of Wine and Roses.

8.     The Tony Curtiss was married to Janet Leigh and they had a famous daughter: Jamie Lee Curtiss.

9.     Lemon played a Warlock in the film version of Bell, Book and Candle. In the film, he was Kim Novak’s brother (she was, of course, a gorgeous witch)

10.                The all-“Girl”-band was ultimately going to Miami.

 

Sunday, January 13, 2013

FF XVIII, 43

Frank’s Fax Facts and Reviews

Vol. XVIII, No. 43

 Sunday, January 13, 2013       

Things got back to AB-normal this week (after what seemed like six months of Christmas) with our first Bridge Game of the year. There were nine players, which meant three tables, lacking one body (which is no big deal, letting one table’s Dummy, bid as the missing player on one of the “Short” tables and then getting back “Home”.  I drove straight from the church to Sebring barber shop where Billy Helton re-arranged all twenty-one of my “locks”. Then it was home for the nap I had missed that afternoon. Peggy and I lunched on a MacRib sandwich (any of you who has not tried one of these more-than-delicious concoctions, should taste one before they go into hibernation until next fall. These treats are seasonal in lots of ways!

 

CAT FAX

“Mark Twain is quoted as saying that he had never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. I fully agree with this fine gentleman. Now you can quote me!”

                                                                (Miss) Ginger Imbragulio

 

DRAFT DODGERS ANONYMOUS

Good ole Dale Lavon Hudson had once again given me an excellent tip on how to save myself a lot of trouble and grief while managing to survive the infamous Infiltration Course we were about to endure: “At the very end,” he told me, “they tell you to finish up by firing your M1 Rifle and screaming as loud as you can. But if you place a finger over the end of the gun, and do not fire a single shot, you won’t have to clean the weapon at all: and be careful not to get any dirt into the barrel, either!”

I stood there, trembling with fear. My thoughts went back quite normally to having felt this same sinking feeling of inevitable doom every time I stood at the stage entrance prior to walking out and bowing, as my last ordinary human act before playing my “piece” in any recital.

Before they gave us the signal to begin “The Fun”, I tried to see as much to beware of that I could possible to discern: Sadly, it all felt totally foreign and other-worldly.

And then, there it was: the explosion of some sort, which seemed to rock even the teeth in my mouth (which now held my heart, as well).

 Without allowing myself the luxury of thought, I started praying as hard as I ever had in my entire lifetime prior to this moment. I realized with total amazement, that both feet were propelling me forward. Then I realized that I was on my knees and crawling like a giant ant! There was so much noise that it was impossible not to be scared to death.

Out of the various parts of my brain, I was aware of flashes of light and crashing of explosions. I literally felt as if I had died and gone immediately to hell!

Moving like some sort of Robot, I found myself trying to do just exactly like the fellows next to me were doing.

When we finally reached the point at which the soldier on my right began firing his rifle, and my neighbor on the left followed suit, I remembered not to follow them this time. Placing my thumb on the end of my M1, I started shouting like a mad man! Much as I wanted to get the heck out of this accursed “Killing Field”, my legs had never felt more lackadaisical. But somehow I managed to keep moving until I reached the Outer Limits. I almost cried with sheer relief!

Not even the most dreaded recital; in which I ever performed, could compare to the mind-boggling agony of this experience! Though it seemed as if it had lasted longer than the attack on Pearl Harbor, I’m fairly certain it was miniscule in comparison.

Suddenly, I was reminded of Marcus, Lynwood and George: I wondered vaguely where they were and how well they had fared. There they were: all safe and sound. And then we began talking at once, trying to make our own version sound the truest and most frightening. Marcus and George’s were eclipsed by Lynwood’s and my orations.

We got back into the trucks that took us back to our tents, and there my tent-mate sat, looking for all the world, like he had just won the Kentucky Derby! He was actually laughing as if he had enjoyed the evening!

“Well, what’s wrong with your head?” Lynwood asked.

“Nothing,” was his short reply. He stopped laughing

“Don’t tell me you weren’t scared,” I told him, rather than asking him.

“No. It’s not that---I simply was not nearly as scared as I expected to be.”

“OK. As long as you admit you were scared!” Marcus said, and then shuddered in remembrance of our mutual ordeal.

I walked into our tent and brought out the large cardboard box with Ellisville’s post mark on it. “Let’s see what Mama sent us for our snacks.” And I tore open the back, and began pulling out cans of tuna fish, sardines, and salmon, with a large box of saltine crackers; Mama had also included a large can of Corn-beef Hash! It was not half bad, eaten without the luxury of heating! Then Mama had included as many candy bars as she could get, into the spaces left over.  These included Butterfinger; Baby Ruth; Hershey’s plain and almond bars; Snickers and a lot of Hershey’s kisses.

I said in a loud voice, “Every one of you is invited to have a bit of supper, compliments my Mama and Daddy. They sent this ‘Care Package’ for me to share with all of us who went through the Infiltration Course tonight! And that was all I had to say. Every bit of that wonderful “Sam’s Market” food was consumed in less than an hour. My parents would have been so happy to have seen those friends and acquaintances enjoying their simple gift.

We slept the sleep of utter exhaustion that last night of bivouac; but there was still a few more days to be endured.

 

2.

       Camouflage and Concealment: This should have been a lot more fun that it actually turned out to be. Sandy Sanderson and Lavon had made it sound more like a “Fun” Day that a serious and dangerous one.

       The day of training that I enjoyed the most was the one devoted to the carbine rifle! I felt right at home when I first held it in my hands. And firing it was a ball! I owed this unexpected bravado from my brother’s all but futile attempts to me a bird hunter out of me. I was still smarting by my dismal failure with the heavier and more unwieldy M-1 rifle. But even here, the reason for my low blow scores came out at the end of our term at Service Company. I walked over to my bunk to find my M-1 waiting for me with an official-looking paper which stated that the rifle had been checked out (as they all were) and that this one had faulty aiming apparatus: adding that hitting the target was almost impossible under the circumstances. I said a silent “Thank You” to me sibling on this last day.

       One of the worst days (by far) was when we had to pull the pen from a hand grenade, and try to hit a target with it! I felt as if I was about to faint, as I finally managed to extract that pen from its resting place. And then I couldn’t have cared less where the darned thing landed: all I cared about was saving my right arm (not to mention the rest of my body!) Everybody around me laughed when the spiteful “weapon of mass destruction” hit the ground with a dull thud, that all-at-once became an explosion.

I loathed the machine gun also! Here, Marcus found his best weapon. I wondered, after this one-day introduction, how they ever got one to repeat itself so rapidly in all of those Warner Brothers crime-wave films, with James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart, Edward G. Robinson and all those James (Jesse and Frank) boys and Ma Baker and her vile off-springs!

For the life of me, I cannot remember what I had found to terrible about C & C, unless I had incurred one of the cadre’s ire and had been rewarded by getting to show off my Push-Up prowess.

At any rate, that finale to which we had all looked forward for so long dawned. Lynwood, as usual, had us all agreeing to try our best to win kudos for our beloved Lt. Rellis. The previous day, Lynwood (who always managed to “Take Over” anything that had to do with training) had us out in the surrounding training area, where he drilled us on such things as estimating the distance from Point A to Point B, and other skills which I was never any good at. But here, at least, Lynwood was as gung ho as an army cadre! We had often enjoyed “playing at” Dismounted  Drill. Marcus, and three other friends, were like putty in our buddy’s hands, as he recalled quite complex marching patterns.

We did not get any sort of special award for our staff, but then we did not flunk out, either!

(To be continued)

 

 Old Movie Trivia Quiz #68

1.     Some like it Hot was directed by what director?

2.     In this comedy, what historical crime had the two leading stars witnessed?

3.     Who played these two witnesses”

4.     Who played the role of “Sugar Kane”?

5.     What 1930’s comedian had the last laugh in the film? (He had a notorious big mouth)

6.     What musical instruments did the leads play?

7.     One of the two men had won an Oscar earlier. What was the film that won it for him?

8.     The other man had a famous wife and daughter. Can you name either of these ladies?

9.     One of the men played a Warlock in the film version of Bell, Book and Candle. Which was it?

10.                Where is the band ultimately going?

 

Answers to Quiz # Movie Trivia Quiz #67

 

1.    The Cockeyed Miracle was an MGM oddity from 1946 that I had never seen nor heard of.  It was hysterically funny, with a good cast headed by Frank Morgan, who was the title character of The Wizard of Oz.

  1. Finnian’s Rainbow has a haunting musical score, which includes “How are Things in Glockomora?” “Look for the Rainbow”: “That Old Devil Moon”, “The Girl that I Marry”, etc. The director Francis Ford Coppola, who did such films as The Godfather, and its many sequels.
  2. Fred Astaire was the actor who played Finnian. His daughter was played by Petula Clark, a popular British pop singer. She had starred in a remake of Goodbye, Mr. Chips earlier.
  3. A Guy Named Joe was a melancholy story that starred Spencer Tracy and Irene Dunne
  4. Julie Andrews, Mary Tyler Moore and Carol Channing all appeared in 1967’s  Thoroughly Modern Millie
  5. Henry Fonda appeared in only one film of Alfred Hitchcock: Warner Bros.’ The Wrong Man, based on a true crime,
  6. Samuel Goldwyn’s only Oscar was for the quintessential WW2 story, The Best Years of Our Lives
  7. RKO’s They Knew What They Wanted became a big musical hit on Broadway as  The Most Happy Fellow
  8.  was Becky Sharp in RKO’s first Technicolor film? Miriam Hopkins

10. Bitter Rice introduced Sylvano Mangano to USA screens.